dear root cabernet sauvignon, you don't talk back and you don't give me hangovers therefore you are my new best friend.
dear geico hump day commercial, you make me love wednesdays. mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike, mike.
dear skylar, you just said "hi" and it was cute. then you started crying for no reason and it wasn't cute.
also, thanks for spitting your dinner out all over my face.
dear mosquitos, please stop. just stop.
dear bee, i feel really bad about your swollen preggo feet. remember when i told you about the aveda peppermint foot cream? i think it's time.
dear hot yoga, please be kind. be really, really kind.
dear santa at phipps plaza, if i am having to register for you in july... you better get skylar everything she asks for. just saying.